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If you are expecting to see a good fight between two well-trained individuals, sorry to say you have come to the wrong place.
If you want to see a fight reminiscent of one you'll see at a children's playground however, this one might come close.
A video circulating online shows two dudes who clearly have no experience in fighting trying to have a go at each other outside a mall.
According to a comment left on the video, the 'fight of the century' took place at Lot One in Choa Chu Kang.
In the red corner was a rather scrawny dude clad in black. In the blue corner was a security guard that was a little bigger in size.
At the start, the both of them were jockeying for position. Like typical Singaporeans, they were probably too kiasu to make the first move.
After a while, they started punching each other. Sorry let us rephrase that. They were trying to punch each other, but failed spectacularly.
The guard then attempted to kick his opponent, and the latter retaliated with another punch.
As they were fighting, a man can be heard shouting "don't fight, don't fight, don't fight". He could have gone to break up the altercation, but probably felt that it was a good day to catch a comedy.
Towards the end of the video, both guys were still rather comically having a go at each other with a series of punches.
It is unclear what happened thereafter.
Based on the video, the men were not hurt. Looking at how they fought, we'd be very surprised if they were.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA ufc in sg pic.twitter.com/roFZtKLgpa
— Aaron Teo (@aaron_teo28) March 24, 2017