Man witnesses the worst date ever -- and live tweets all of it

Twitter user James West was eating in a diner when he overheard a couple on a date and tweeted all about it yesterday (Oct 6).

In a hilarious stream of tweets, he generously shared with everyone what the supposedly self-obsessed guy was telling his Tinder date.

From travelling with his ex to boasting about doing community work, the guy did not give the girl a chance to contribute to the conversation at all.

Sounds like a nightmare, all right.