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Never come between a drunk, hungry woman and her fries, and this man has certainly learnt his lesson.
According to The Lad Bible, a 34-year-old British woman has been jailed after she stabbed her boyfriend because he ate all her fries, and left none for her.
Diane Clayton, 34, and her partner Simon Hill were at a friend's house, having drinks and french fries, when Hill ate more than his fair share, Stuff reports.
Said prosecutor Parveen Akhtar at Clayton's sentencing:
"Simon Hill ate them all and that caused her to get angry.
"She was seen to slap him across the face before leaving the room.
"She picked up a knife in the kitchen and then stabbed him causing a superficial injury."
The couple later left together but Hill returned to the friend's house, fearing for his own safety.
Clayton returned to the house the next morning and attacked Hill again, cutting his hands.
She pleaded guilty to assaulting causing actual bodily harm.
Clayton was sentenced to 26 weeks in prison and ordered to pay a fine of £115 ($202).